“If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.” ----Anne Bradstreet (1612-1672)Hey, look... I can be as romantic as the next guy (that's easy, if the next guy is a guy) but something about this “Spring” nonsense sticks in my craw like a stale marshmallow at Easter.
We've all been duped into gratefully accepting the change of season, and we dance around May Poles in celebration, just because we've suffered a little snow and maybe a bit of ice. Well, maybe a
ton of snow and a
river of ice, but so what?
Was Old Man Winter all so
bad? At least he was honest with us. He said, “get your rear in gear and change that battery!” or “don't forget your mittens!” or “OK, so lie down and die then, fool...I mean business!” Winter is a
what's what and
don't-forget-I-said-so time of year.
You may not like Winter, but he's here for your own good. He's the stiffener in your spine. The tester of your fortitude. The twinge in your wisdom tooth that sends you running to the dentist.
But then good ol' Spring ambles in, the Great Enabler. You made it this far, take a
rest! Take a few months off! Cheat on your taxes... go ahead, you've had
enough for awhile. You deserve a break today. Go ahead and
dream.It's a form of mania...
“our little gift of sanctioned madness,” as David Assael called it. Four or five months of relative sanity is ended in one joyous burst of degradation. It's
Spring. Free passes for everybody. Anything goes. Any fantasy can be delivered, any wish fulfilled.
Robin Williams said that Spring is nature's way of saying,
“Let's party!” But it won't be Mother Nature picking up the tab, my friend, it will be
you! That big screen HD TV you bought for yourself in high hysteria? That new convertible that beckoned you as the birds twittered enticingly in the trees? That
“new life without the wife” you plumped for? No problem! Just tell the kids the
Devil made you do it!
But Spring is not only an enabler. She leads you on, and then she
creams you.
Did you ever get socked by an inch of freezing rain in the middle of March? If not that, then how about a nice little landslide triggered by all that snowmelt? How about mud... you like mud? Suck off your shoes and plaster your car and spin your tires, boy, 'cause
here she comes!The Great Flood was just a springtime shower, at first. You can ask Noah.
It makes me shudder inside, I'll tell you. But then I remind myself that Spring, like Winter, will pass. We can get through this thing, I think. We just have to keep a stiff upper lip and never, never ever, let down our guard!